Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Pandering

Nexus Clash Police Report
Field Incident

NATURE OF CASE: Assault and Battery

VICTIM(S): Unknown Woman

SUSPECT: Pimp Sink

INJURIES SUSTAINED: Slight concussion, bruises on the back and face

LOCATION OF INCIDENT: Damned Library, Marrakun

At approximately 11:00PM, Officer Slade was on patrol, enjoying his newly issued katar when he heard a commotion within the Marrakun library. Upon entry, he witnessed a procurer named Sink attempting to pander to the patrons present. When the Officer Slade attempted to arrest the suspect, the suspect began attacking the officer on the scene with his cane. Officer Slade was forced to kill the suspect in self-defense.


- Officer Slade said, "Freeze, scoundrel!" (2011-01-12 23:12:05).
- Officer Slade said, "Your pimping days are at an end!" (2011-01-12 23:12:14).
- Officer Slade attacked Pimp Sink with Katar , killing him! (2011-01-12 23:14:03).
- Officer Slade is oblivious to the blood splatters on his polarized sunglasses. (2011-01-12 23:16:10).
- Officer Slade said, "Women are worthy of our respect and admiration." (2011-01-12 23:16:43).

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