Carol, where do we keep the Requisiton Forms?
- a tiny baby kitten romps over to Officer Slade and runs circles around his legs.
- a tiny baby kitten yowls and purrs and makes cute kitten faces. She is just so tiny and adorable that you can barely stand it. (2011-01-11 15:05:29).
- You emote, " tries to contain his delight, and maintain his professionalism. The polarized shades help." (2011-01-11 15:17:27).
- You say, "Here, you go girl. You can play with this." (2011-01-11 15:18:41).
- You give your Pump Action Shotgun to a tiny baby kitten. (2011-01-11 15:18:57).
Someone borrowed my shotgun, and I'll need a new one in the meantime.
-Slade
I have a spare or two.
ReplyDeleteNo worries, man. Officer Slade is hand-to-hand, and I gave the her the shotgun because it was worn and I saw that she had "Repair Item" ;)
ReplyDeleteAn update:
ReplyDelete- a tiny baby kitten must be on her way. She needs to find a place to craft! With a meow and a flick of her tail, she romps off into the big, bad frightening world where she will surely run into all sorts of huge, horrific monsters that have a special taste for tiny baby kittens. But were you there to save her when one picked her up and crushed her tiny baby bones in its hands before stuffing it greedily into its mouth while she cried and yowled for help? No. No you weren't. Fuck you. (2011-01-11 18:17:17).